Pee Wee 11:36 Wed Feb 25
Songs for Palace and Chelsea
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With the focus of the media on us at the moment it is likely that our chants and songs over the next few weeks will come under scruntiny - so what lovely polite ditties can we come up with.
To the tune that the Man Utd 'Who's that lying on the runway' song used to be sung to, before we became a lovely polite bunch:
Who's that standing on th platform
Who's that standing in the rain
It's a black man and his mate
and they're being made to wait
Cos the Chelsea Scum have pushed them off the train
To the tune of The Hokey Cokey
You put Valencia in
Kev Nolan out
Have Downing, Kouyate and Sakho all about
You stop the Fucking Hoofing and strolling around
That's what it's all about
Fuck off you northern monkey
Fuck off you northern monkey
Fuck off you northern monkey
Knee bend arms stretch Fat Sam Out!
Let's all have a disco
Downing Noble Sakho
Val-en-cia
To the tune of 'running round Tottenham':
We love running round Tottenham with our willy's hanging out
We often get trouble with the songs we chant and shout
We upset Kev Kilbane
For saying Mong to Harry Kane
But at least we're happy when we have a black man on our Train.
Directed at Jose:
They think you're a cunt
They think you're a CUUNT
The refs are not biased
They just think you're a cunt
(c) Pea Hammer I think
Boom Boom Boom let me hear you say Sakho
SAKHO
He’s ours he’s here
His name’s a Spanish beer
San Miguel San Miguel
He’s great he’s cocky
He loves the girl from Rocky
ADRIAAAAN, ADRIAAAAN!
To the tune of the Banana Boat Song:
Sak-ho Sa-a-a kho
It’s The African Cup –
but he don’t wanna go home
Hey Mr Senegal poor Diafra’s Injured
But he’ll play for us,
He just don’t wanna go home
Sak- ho Sa-a-kho
Diafra Sakho made West Ham his Home!
BIG FAT SAM
WENT TO SPAIN
IN A FORD FIESTA
CAME BACK HOME
WITH ALEX SONG
FUCK OFF INIESTA!
Terry wherever you may be
Cunt of a man from a cunt family
Your mum a thief
Your dad's a bum
Hopefully soon you'll all meet Lampards mum
John Terry you're a cunt
Your mums a cunt and your dads a cunt
Your wife's a cunt
Your kids are cunts
The unborn baby that you killed's a cunt
Thanks for reading
(¯`v´¯)
.`·.Pee Wee ♥
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Replies - In Chronological Order ( Show Newest Messages First)
Joe C
11:39 Wed Feb 25
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That first one made me laugh. Well done
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martyboy
11:41 Wed Feb 25
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Too much time on your hands Pee Wee.
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Dan M
11:41 Wed Feb 25
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"... AND fuckED off Iniesta".
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Lily Hammer
11:43 Wed Feb 25
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I WOULD RATHER BE A PIKEY THAN A YID!
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Pee Wee
11:44 Wed Feb 25
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No need to be offensive Lily.
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Lily Hammer
11:44 Wed Feb 25
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WEST HAM BOYS
WE GOT BRAINS
'WE LET BLACK MEN ONTO TRAINS!
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Lily Hammer
11:45 Wed Feb 25
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Offensive? Just merely pointing out a preferance. I would rather be British than Norwegian.
*sniffs*
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Monk~koknee
11:48 Wed Feb 25
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Someone's singing Lord, kumbaya
Someone's singing Lord, kumbaya
Someone's singing Lord, kumbaya
Oh Lord, kumbayah
Insert the blue flag in your bottom
" Kick Beastliness Out of Football
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Pee Wee
11:50 Wed Feb 25
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The Referee Practises self abuse (in the privacy of his own home)!
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Fortunes Hiding
11:55 Wed Feb 25
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Mr P's songs are better than this.
FACT.
But not a bad effort.
7/10
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Iron Duke
12:03 Wed Feb 25
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Ha ha. That last one is outrageous. What tune does it go to?
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Eddie B
12:09 Wed Feb 25
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That bit about Lampard's mum is out of order.
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Pee Wee
12:09 Wed Feb 25
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I don't know if it is actual tune - but it's the repetitive tune we sang 'Jermain Defoe you're a cunt...' to.
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Pee Wee
12:10 Wed Feb 25
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Ed-B
Why? Is she not dead then?
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Iron Duke
12:44 Wed Feb 25
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I had it in my head as Lord of the Dance.
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Mr Kenzo
12:47 Wed Feb 25
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*Applauds*
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Willtell
12:48 Wed Feb 25
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Who do I report these chants to...?
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Marston Hammer
12:51 Wed Feb 25
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some good efforts there P, i really like the jose one
song one too, that was sung on sunday - first time i've heard it
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defjam
12:53 Wed Feb 25
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*Emails thread to Kevin Kilbane for clearance*
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united we stand
12:55 Wed Feb 25
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Like your work sir.
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